Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...