Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...