Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....