How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Mother-in-law burial
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A test for being drunk
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If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...