A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...