Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...