You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
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The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...