Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...