Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...