New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...