Biblical constipation
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Wart’s new!
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Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
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We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...