Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...