Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...