No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...