Santa’s Helpers?
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Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
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Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
bump the gatepost again
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Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...