Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...