College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...