A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...