More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...