Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...