Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!