Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....