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Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
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“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
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A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
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Do you know what a Yankee is?
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As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
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Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...