Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...