Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!