Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...