Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...