Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...