3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...