Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...