Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...