George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
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Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”