The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.