Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!