What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
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Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
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I Wanna Be A Commie
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Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Mice Krispies!
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