I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...