Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...