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99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
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Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...
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The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!