Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Finding perfect men
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Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...