Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...