Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...