I have a Microsoft waiter
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Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...