The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....