I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...