Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me