When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....