NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...