A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...