Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...