What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...