If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...